Imagine if I Swallowed A Nail
Imagine if I swallowed a nail. I think that would be funny. I saw an article that said doctors had to extract 600 nails from a man’s stomach. The man was probably mentally ill or something. But what if I swallowed a nail? I don’t think it would be that difficult, as long as it’s a small nail. A lot of nails are no bigger than large pills. I might need a few tries, and I would drink a lot of water to help it go down easier. Next, I would feel it scrape down my throat. It would probably feel strange, but then when it got to the bottom I probably wouldn’t even feel it anymore. The next thing that I would do is I guess I would text my mom and tell her that I unfortunately swallowed a nail. The first thing she would ask me is “Why did you swallow a nail?” But, because this is a hypothetical scenario, I don’t really know what I would say, because in real life, I would never swallow a nail. So I guess in this dream scenario I’ll answer, “I don’t know.”...